20 Things I Learned From Spicy Foods

I ran across this article from Fusion Ring. Click and come back, it's worth the read. But here are a few that really struck me as funny:

Hot sauce is the new beige. It goes with everything.

The tongue is evil and should be punished.

Extra spicy means you won't have to share.

We did a list of Slogans We Didn't Use in the early days of Carolina Sauce. My favorite:

It's really good. Trust me, I'm in sales.